0028: Romeo & His "Dysfunctional" Family

The climax of a Wesleyan student's life is finally here. No, it's not the Mid-Term exam, not the Parent's-Teacher meet *although, most people consider this, THE-END-OF-WORLD experience,* and VERY OBVIOUSLY, not the day Wesley burns down.

[I somehow wished that WAS gonna happen. Have any of you seen the latest circular? The school is asking each student to 'DONATE' RM1000 in-conjunction with Wesley's and Methodist College's 25th anniversary. DOES THAT SERIOUSLY HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH ME? Well, according to the full-of-shit woman, it was to UPGRADE the school. Like, yeah, waste another few thousands of bucks on a bloody CCTV and a 'multi-purpose' hall that WE paid for, and NEVER used it for our own activities.]

Anyway, the theme of this year's Wesleyan Epic is: Romeo & Juliet. *God, they couldn't be any more creative.*

CAST of "ROMEO & HIS DYSFUNCTIONAL FAMILY":

Romeo: Lee Boon Siew
Juliet: Tan Sue Vern (I have no idea who she is.. :S)
Benvolio: Dhinesh Pradhan
Tybalt: Ong Kar Jin
Mercutio: Jasjeet Singh (Wow.)
Friar Lawrence: Damien Wong (Btw, the term 'Friar' = 'Monk' in ancient English.)
Lord Capulet: Mok Vin Chong
Abraham: Brian Mok
Friar John: Chan Jian Hua (Not exactly monk-quality, no? XD)
Prince Escalus: Gregory Sze
Count Paris: Johann Oh
Balthasar: Joey Khoo
Apothecary: Yeoh Jie Cong
Sampson: Jason Chan
Gregory: Ivan Frederic (Ooh...Clown on stage?)
Page: Ryan Terrance
Nurse: Ezreena Yahya
Lady Capulet: Cheah Ee Vonne
Lord Montague: Tan Wai Hwa
& His Lordship's Sexy wife:
Lady Montague: CHEW LI LING

........... ;w;............... [falls off chair]

*Haha.. The saddest epic Shakespeare has ever written, in his life.*

Don't worry, people who can't watch, I'll try to get someone to record it, and post it on Youtube. That's for making us pay RM1000 for something we won't be enjoying, sweet Principal. If she could very well afford to drive a Mercedez Benz to school, why won't she pay RM 1000 herself?

900x RM1000 = RM900,000 *My Maths might be lousy, but I still can multiply. X3*