0024: Happy Birthday, My Sweet Love~

First and foremost:

"HAPPY 16th BIRTHDAY, JAMMY MEH DARLIN'!!"

"SAENG IL CHUK HA HAMNIDA, JAMMY!!"

"O-TANJYOUBI OMODETOU GOZAIMASU, JAMMY-CHAN!!"

*runs off to tell the entire school with Zin Dee and sings the Birthday Song... LOUDLY!*

I hope that you'll have an awesome time at your Pink & Black party!! I'm terribly sorry that I can't come... DX I gots an exam on that day..and PLUS.. It's Sports Day, bebeh~ I promise I'll make it up to you when both Gwennie & Alex come back in December.

Okay, lemme dedicate a song to you, so download it!

I'll Be Waiting - Lenny Kravitz

((Oh, and did you know? Mr. A.R. Peter shares the same birthday with you!! OMG! Teh principal's long-lost daughter...?!))

0023: Romeo & Oreos..

As we all know, the Wesleyan Annual Concert is coming soon. And what's better is, INTRODUCING THIS YEAR'S THEME!!
~
"Romeo & Juliet"

Who would you want as Romeo?
a) Aaron Ng
b) Tan Jing Tao
c) Ryan Wong
d) Lee Qin Xian

>.>;...Impossible to choose huh?
Lemme tell you this, 3 of these candidates ACTUALLY signed up for the role. Qin Xian being in the list was a fake, the rest was real. FACE IT!

Ah, yes~ Tee Mei Jin won a 100% attendance cert!! Gratz to you, Jin~~ ^^

Today's post will be short, due to my depression. I forgot to take my fans home from school, and the rehearsal is tomorrow. I'm screwed for life, and I'm sorry, Madam Cecilia. Kill me if you must, but let me order a coffin from Zin Dee first. ='(

Ah, yes, which reminds me, I eat noodles with my nose... So, imagine me eating a burger. *smoosh* D8

0022: Protecting My Privacy

This post has been specially generated for the people that take a liking to read another person's blog, spams the CBox, and unknowingly lands themselves on the blog owner's 'BAD' list. Damn Blogspot, their privacy settings are trash.

It's not that I don't want to put passwords and stuff. The main purpose of this whole blogging issue is that I want my FRIENDS *not including you, CBox-Spamming Fish!* to be able to read and feel how I feel about their everyday activities/actions.

How teh f*** do these people do it? Going to an unknown person's blog, and go "Sam Chen? Hi".. >_>; That has got to be the MOST STUPID comment I've read. Every sane soul would know that I'm Sam Chen, and this is MY blog. *Why would they go to an unknown person's blog?!* Wtf, some people really don't know how to use their brains. A piece of advice: If you try to hide your denseness, please do it in a SMARTER way.

If people, or more like, shitholes *learnt it from Mike* keep doing this, I guess it becomes a better reason for me to shut this blog down.. for good.

CONGRATULATIONS, you have SUCCESSFULLY angered me, and may God bless you in the days to come. (That's if you still have any.)

0021: Lemme GET THIS STRAIGHT!

Okay, lemme seriously get this straight. Before you come to my blog, please ask me in school before you come. At least GET MY PERMISSION! Damn it. I don't like it when suddenly someone SPAMS my Cbox. Even worse, if it's someone I DON'T LIKE! So please, don't "Hi" me, until I have said "Hi" to you before. IF I have NEVER said "Hi" to you, I'm sorry, it's either I don't like you, or...I just don't want to know you.

Get the message?

*Effing emo now... Save me, Ming!! T^T*

0020: ATTITUDE is NOT my Best Friend

I don't like Attitude. Spelt as A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E. I noticed that there ARE people in Malaysia with this kind of problem, and sad to say, I have people with it all around me. The worse part is, I have to deal with it, and half the problems aren't even caused by ME! =_=;

Just imagine going to this really BUSY hypermart. And you've finally reached the counter. You smile at the cashier and say "Hello" *at least* but the cashier in turn gives you this wierd eye-roll sort of thing, and proceeds to chucking your groceries into the plastic bag. SICKENING, ain't it. Most people hate/despise cashiers like this.

This happens among school students too:

Scene 1: [Setting: In A Canteen, in the middle of War at the food counters]
A-San is buying his/her nasi lemak when I went over. Just had the intention to see what was on sale, so I leaned on A-San's back. BUT, A-San never got his/her facts right, and proceeded straight to hell.
"NO, I'M NOT BUYING FOOD FOR YOU! I STOOD HERE FOR 10 MINUTES ALREADY!!"

Wtf...Did I even say I was gonna buy food? >.>; It seems that person had psychic abilities...huh?
And after that, I ignored A-san for the rest of the day, and nearly the next morning too!

Scene 2: [Setting: In The Classroom]
B-San claims to have not enough sleep. For what reason, I don't know, and I don't think B-San ever gave me a definite answer. But, scrap that.
~
It was relief period, Madam Selva went for Volleyball. So, Madam Susan came in. Naturally, I knew her well so she asked me, Sam Ooi & Candy to sit around her. We had some things to discuss.. So, for the past 30 minutes, I was talking to her. When lunch came, I noticed that B-San folded many, many Shurikens *which B-San ASKED me to teach him/her how to do it*.
So I said, "Woah! So jobless!! Why'd you make so many?"
BUT, no response, instead, B-San practically ignored me, and continued. Sometimes, I might even regret some things I teach other people. They never give good results.

This scenes were an example to the related topic. So, if A-San or B-San ever coincidentally described you, I'm sorry. I'm just trying to make everyone who reads this a BETTER person.
Honestly, I don't think anyone CAN put up with people like this.

Please change for the better, or you'd notice your friends slowly drift away from you.

0019: FTW... April Fools... >.>;

You know, I think YOU, the person who's reading this entry, is super HAWT, and HANDSOME/GORGEOUS/FOXY/WHATEVER-YOU-WANNA-BE-CALLED!!! >.>;

It's a joke... I'm kidding, you are SO not whatever it is.. >D *Please pray for me so that I don't get beaten up when you see me in school. I don't look good without my two front teeth; even if I NEVER did look good... *mumble**

Anyways, yes. April Fools... 1st of April... Why is it called April Fools? I dunno... Please check Wikipedia. I got pranked terribly, and it's bad. Deviantart pranked all it's deviants by putting this awesomely sickening avatar for ALL of us... Mudkips.

And it's written on it, "I HEARD YOU LIKE EM!"

Wtf, I admit, I do like them, but not this much.. =_=; This is like, obsessive Mudkip fanaticsm..Did I get that right? Fanatism, fanactism, whatever...

I thought it was a bug, so I lodged a complaint... Oopsy~~ Just proves that I can't take sick jokes on April Fools. You know the news about 5 years ago, about Leslie Cheung? Some famous Hongkee singer? He committed suicide on April Fools, and half the world thought it was a joke. How sad... TwT

This automatically becomes a lesson to all of us, do NOT attempt to commit suicide on April Fools. You will NOT gain any recognition, but instead, your death would be considered a joke until the next day. [Insert image of decomposing body]

Eeww...

<-- Response from my other friends, and other people..

<-- My own page... It's sickening, I tell you.

0018: I Got Tagged?!

The person who tagged you:
Alan's Sweety~ >:3

Your first 5 impressions of her:
1.) Psycho...?
2.) An awesome friend...truly!
3.) Wierd like MEHHH~!!
4.) A Chemistry sucker...Muahaha~ *rubbing it in*
5.) Hyper

The most memorable thing he has done/given to you:
My Mr. Bean bear!! It is now friends with dear Ewok... :D I scare him with the bear.. >:D

If he/she becomes your lover, you two will:
Oh, ho~~ No can do!! She's...already my 2nd husband...or maybe 3rd?

If he/she becomes your enemy, the reason will be because:
She's in SCIENCE STREAM!! *Dum* *Dum* Duuummmmmm~~**

5 People you tag:
1.) Emelia & Sin Yee
2.) Jamin
3.) Ga Joon
4.) Weiken
5.) Jia Jiin

Who is number 3 having a relationship with?
Uhh... I dunno... Wei Yuen? Damien?

Who is number 5 having a relationship with?
Uhh~ Sasori...or possibly the Prince Of Tennis guy..

If number 2 and number 3 got together, would it be a good thing?
Jamin & Ga Joon?! WTF?! Heyy, it might work... They seem to be meant for each other~ >:3

What about number 4 and number 5?
Weiken & Jia Jiin? I dunno~ They haven't met each other...But I bet, all Anime fans are connected by heart~ :D

What is number 3 studying?
I don't really care.. >_>; He studies EVERYTHING...

When was the last time you chatted with number 5?
Hmm~ I seldom talk to her anymore, since she went to ISKL..But we always MSN each other, and now...raid each other's blog.. XD

Does number 4 work?
What kind of work? =_=;...Is drawing counted?

Would you be with number 1?
Emelia? Aww~ She my pet Kraken! Arr!! Sin Yee? My sister! Lol~

How about number 5?
Nah~ She interested in 2D men only~ @__@;

Does number 2 have siblings?
Older brother and younger brother~ She's the THORN among the roses...Or more like, the ROSE among the thorns..

How did you get to know number 2 and number 4?
Number 2: Since Form 1, I guess...When she still had the Specs on~ O__o;
Number 4: Only this year... Through No. 3~

Where does number 1 live at?
One lives in Taman...something. It's not in my mind now.. Not thinking right today.. =(

Is number 3 the sexiest person in the world?
He sure doesn't act sexy... >_>; What kind of question is this?! Would Ga Joon consider himself sexy?! WTH!!!

*Well, honestly, in Wesley, I only think ONE person is sexy, and he's a GUY!! LOL~ Guess who it is? >w<*

0017: The UNHAPPIEST day of my life.. T^T

Yes...The UNHAPPIEST, it is... Why? Think about this:

Already, sitting with Kar Yau, is bad..I mean, the guy stinks after PJ and his pants is close to falling. I've decided to close an eye, "Fine, let him be..." I thought. But, NO.. Ol' homeroom lady wasn't pleased...

-First thing in the morning-

Ms. Marshall: Alright! I have been recieving complaints from Teachers about people who keep talking during classes. Trisha, Justin! See me during break! Now, err.... *looks around in class, but..* SAMANTHA! Yes, you change your place with Justin, and sit over there with Trisha. Justin, come in front.
Samantha: -In mind- WHAT THE F***!!!!! @__@;;; NUUUUUUUU~~~~ T^T

What have I done in my past life to deserve this s***... >_>;... I had to stick up for HER problems of talking... Honestly, this is the first time I've experience sitting to someone who talks ALOT MORE than me.. =_=; *It's sickening*

0016: Are You A Brainy Person?

Are you a brainy person? Do you think you're smart? Lol~ *What kind of question is that?*

Well, this question popped out when my mum, my sis and I were eating ice-cream at McDonald's at 12 am...Ahaha~ We were waiting for my dad whom just came back from Beijing yesterday. He bought me LOADS of Deathnote stuff!! Lol~ I got Light's Deathnote with the things he actually wrote in the book now!! My sis got Misa's.... SO, SOHAI BEWARE! YOU'RE NEXT!! >3

Anyway, my sis never combs her hair.. So it's always really messy and unkempt... My mum keeps complaining about it but my sis gave her this awesome answer... :

Mum: Sara Chen!! Look at your hair!! I'll shave you bald next time.
Sara: No!! My hair is my proof of intelligence!! If you cut it off, then I'll be stupid..
Sam: WTF?! What does that have to do? So you think people who comb their hair are idiots?
Sara: Yeah! Look at Einstein! He doesn't comb his hair, look at him, EMC=2! Then, Beethoven and Mozart! Look as if they've never combed their hair in life!
Sam: =_=;
Sara: That's why! You should NEVER let the comb absorb your intelligence!!

So, the moral of this story is: Don't comb your hair! Or you'll be as stupid as you can be!! >D Go to school looking wind-blown! Guarantee the prefects won't catch...After all, it ain't written in the diary that we cannot go to school if we don't comb our hair~

0015: The Exams...Are Over! @w@

Exams... What are they? In my personal dictionary, this word doesn't exist, instead...It's a slang..

An exam is a set of papers that are sent out to all the poor little students to destroy their life *hinting to the Bio, Add Maths and Physics people... >:3*.

Okay, this is what I thought of the exams this time..
~
BM: Okay..I guess, I could answer almost all of it, but just not really convinced about the answers.
English: Faggot!* [1] This paper was actually supposed to be easy for me...But according to Dorothy, everyone did badly... Nahh~ Not like I ever cared..
Maths: >w>;...Pointless to ask, I left half of it blank. BUT, for one question, I got the 25cm answer by playing with my calculator. ALL HAIL CASIO & THEIR KICK-ASS CALCULATORS!!
Science: FLASHINGLY EASYYYYYYYYY!! *w* (I love Gobi, don't you? >w<)
Perdagangan: Err...Considerably better than Ekonomi Asas... T^T
Ekonomi Asas: @_@;..Ohh...Uhh...It's harder, but not as hard as Add Maths..
Accounts: F***, man! LOL~ I left half the entire paper blank..And filled it up with crap answers~
Sejarah: Hmm~ This was...okay too... I DID ONLY 2 ESSAYS!! Haha, half of them did all 3... (The sentence, "Anda perlu menjawab 2 soalan esei, sahaja..." was printed in bold.. >w>;)
Moral: Ahaha, out of 15 nilais, I only knew 2, so I created my own nilais! Yay for me!
Civics: Uhh...Okay, I found this paper really pointless, dunno why..It just was..
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Computer: Design your own programme huh? This was another pointless one too~

And now, for the holidays... Pretty much gonna be online the whole day, but not on MSN..Thank god, save myself from that bitch in Australia... >_>;

Faggot [1] : A type of meatball made of Kidney and Liver...
(Do NOT misuse the word 'faggot'..Proves how uneducated you are... O__o;)

(P.S: I hope Mrs Matthews blood transfusion went well, for all you know, Malaysian doctors use a live pig as the blood donor... Imagine that... *squeal~*)