0029: Endless Ranting, I'm Serious. It Won't Stop.

Life...is frustrating. (Sure, I'm not one to complain on life but that is obviously the understatement of the year...) Maybe I should develop one of those strange mood swings that Edward Cullen experiences when he is incapable of expressing his thoughts.

[Edward is such a sweetheart.. I want a boyfriend like him someday. That'll put my life in straight order..]

Anyway, I'm in deep trouble now. On Monday (the 19th), I was supposed to go for Maths tuition but since I already found out I failed, [23/100, it was better than my 1st term~! My 1st term was 21/100.. >_>;] well, I didn't feel like going.
Naturally, my parents would have forgotten since it was the holidays, and they bought tickets to watch Narnia. I didn't exactly bother reminding them, since attending tuition would be making myself feel stupid all over again. You should see the face of my teacher when I don't understand something she teaches. Even she gets annoyed sometimes.
Even the good Lord knows I'm not exactly a person that works well with numbers, so just how exactly can these people fall in love with numbers? *cough-tuition teacher.. >_>;*
Back to the story, so they asked me again today (the 30th) whether I had accounts tuition...and I said, "No." Well, it is true this time! I didn't have to go since it was the holidays. (Wow, at least she had a heart, Teacher Mona.. Thank you.)
And of course, my obstinate mother drove me there, and truly enough, noone was there. Somehow, it hit her and now she wants to check with my Maths tuition teacher whether the class was on, or not...on the 19th.

The irony of offering help to the quake victims when I need help myself. *sigh*

"I said, maybe...You're gonna be the one that saves me.. And after all~~ You're my wonderwall."
- Wonderwall : Oasis

0028-1/2: A Warning to Lady Montague! >_>;

Let me stress this once again, to YOU, the person who recently commented on my previous post, IF I DON'T AGREE WITH YOU COMING TO MY BLOG, DON'T COME. AND IF YOU STILL COME, PLEASE KEEP YOUR COMMENTS TO YOURSELF. I did warn you, and yet you come. You have to accept the fact that, not everyone likes you, maybe cuz of the way you talk and your countless use of foul language IN PUBLIC. *cough* Can anyone guess who this is?

No, actually, Thank you, for telling me how sensitive you were to other people's thoughts of you.

0028: Romeo & His "Dysfunctional" Family

The climax of a Wesleyan student's life is finally here. No, it's not the Mid-Term exam, not the Parent's-Teacher meet *although, most people consider this, THE-END-OF-WORLD experience,* and VERY OBVIOUSLY, not the day Wesley burns down.

[I somehow wished that WAS gonna happen. Have any of you seen the latest circular? The school is asking each student to 'DONATE' RM1000 in-conjunction with Wesley's and Methodist College's 25th anniversary. DOES THAT SERIOUSLY HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH ME? Well, according to the full-of-shit woman, it was to UPGRADE the school. Like, yeah, waste another few thousands of bucks on a bloody CCTV and a 'multi-purpose' hall that WE paid for, and NEVER used it for our own activities.]

Anyway, the theme of this year's Wesleyan Epic is: Romeo & Juliet. *God, they couldn't be any more creative.*

CAST of "ROMEO & HIS DYSFUNCTIONAL FAMILY":

Romeo: Lee Boon Siew
Juliet: Tan Sue Vern (I have no idea who she is.. :S)
Benvolio: Dhinesh Pradhan
Tybalt: Ong Kar Jin
Mercutio: Jasjeet Singh (Wow.)
Friar Lawrence: Damien Wong (Btw, the term 'Friar' = 'Monk' in ancient English.)
Lord Capulet: Mok Vin Chong
Abraham: Brian Mok
Friar John: Chan Jian Hua (Not exactly monk-quality, no? XD)
Prince Escalus: Gregory Sze
Count Paris: Johann Oh
Balthasar: Joey Khoo
Apothecary: Yeoh Jie Cong
Sampson: Jason Chan
Gregory: Ivan Frederic (Ooh...Clown on stage?)
Page: Ryan Terrance
Nurse: Ezreena Yahya
Lady Capulet: Cheah Ee Vonne
Lord Montague: Tan Wai Hwa
& His Lordship's Sexy wife:
Lady Montague: CHEW LI LING

........... ;w;............... [falls off chair]

*Haha.. The saddest epic Shakespeare has ever written, in his life.*

Don't worry, people who can't watch, I'll try to get someone to record it, and post it on Youtube. That's for making us pay RM1000 for something we won't be enjoying, sweet Principal. If she could very well afford to drive a Mercedez Benz to school, why won't she pay RM 1000 herself?

900x RM1000 = RM900,000 *My Maths might be lousy, but I still can multiply. X3*

0027: What Kind Of Person...Am I?

"What kind of person are you?"

Brilliant question-eh? A Big Thank You to Yuuko-sensei, my Japanese mentor. Anyway, yes, what kind of person is Sam Chen? I AM A:

1) Straight-forward person:
And I mean it, when I say, STRAIGHT FORWARD. If I see something not...right? I speak up, whether its mean or not. So, bare with me, k? You know I still luffles you guys~ <3

E.G:
A-san is seen running towards the canteen, and I was already on the way to the table, where my food is. So, from a meter away, or so, I say:

"Yohh, don't run to the canteenla!! Do you know that it makes you look so uneducated?"

A-san: "I'm hungryla!!"

*Uhh, I'm pretty sure other people are hungry too, so that's not exactly a valid reason. And, mind you, it wasn't exactly a PRETTY sight.*

2) Believer, in many things.
I believe that there IS injustice in this world.
E.G:
- Australia stole my 2 BEST FRIENDS!! DX *I bet Kerrine, Siau Wei, Diksha, Jamin & Emelia would feel the same way too.* Why did Gwennie & Alex abandon us...for kangaroos and a snobby HONKEE?
- The slut was given the prefectship. She slept with someone at the age of..15-16. Hardly find people that can CONTROL themselves anymore. She can't even control herself, and to expect her to control the school? That's just... farfetched.

[An Extra About TEH Slut.]
During Lunch, she *so happened* to be doing the screening duty at the Form 4 line. *WHO THE HELL DOES THE DUTY PLANNINGS?!* Anyway, suddenly, she pulled out Eileen and Zin Dee. What for? It seems, the fault was the fringe, that sticks out behind the ear. It's not even falling on the face, but she still did it. So, Ki Yip came over and said,

"Eh? Why you catch them for?"

"Their hairla, it's not clipped up."

"Whatla... You also same thing what. What about yours?"

*Notices, but pretends to be STEWPID* "I got short hair ma!"

>.>; *Is that even reasonable? Somehow, I wish she was fired instead of Pei Jean.*

Quoting: ["You see, sometimes the Prefectorial Board is chosen based on POPULARITY, and NOT what they are actually capable of." --J.G Davidson] (The name of this person is kept a secret to protect his status.)

3) .. Someone that can't make up her mind.
I'm serious. I don't know whether to study, or blog.

HAPPY BELATED, GWENNEH, MING, LUFFY!!! XD Peace out!! Go watch FERUM MAN! It's a good show, and Robert Downey Jr. looked HAWT in it. *According to me.. :D*

"Vote For ME! EWOK! The face of YOUR FUTURE!"

Lolz...Lil' Ewok and his political face. Looks convincing, right?

0026: DO NOT BUY UNKNOWN MUFFINS!! *Don't say I didn't warn you~*

Okay, so basically, it's HIV awareness day today... As told by the Leos.. To be honest, *The banner looked a lil' NOT-REALLY Weiken type, but somehow, he did it, and it turned out like that.. C'mon Weiken! I know you can do better, if you wanted to.. D8*

And, in conjunction with HIV awareness day, *which should be directed to THAT person with the NEWFOUND authority..which has apparently slept with more than 2 guys or so...Well, you know who..* there was some poster competition & some things were on sale.

The poster, which was supposedly done by me & Zin Dee...Well, it never came true. Too lazy to do it, but anyway, Xiao Yun did a MUCH better job. So, YOU GO, XIAO YUN!! XD Err..yea...

But, but, the main subject of this post is about to come. The CF Committee & the Scouts had this collab Food Sale. And according to Kerrine:
"The cookies ROCK wehh, seriously.. 8D"

Yes, the cookies did ROCK. Lol~ Kinda missed it by a sec, some person bought the last pack... T^T

Anyways, the EXOTIC unwanted fish came along in with her box of so-called Muffins, with Eli.. *You know, Eli's a really sweet girl trapped in the fish net, with that exotic pest fish.*

According to my sources, *ahem* apparently the fish was complaining.
"AARGH! Why isn't anyone buying my muffins!?"

Eli: I bet if I told everyone I baked it, they'd buy it.

So, they tried it, and YES, it sold out in a few minutes.

BUT, the moment Diksha sank her teeth in, she spat it out. Or something.
"YUCK! You can actually feel the egg, sugar and flour!!"

Sam: You DO know that that's the taste of uncooked muffin batter, right?

And, so Diksha proceeded to donating the horrendous Muffin from Mars to the humble Black Rubbish Can. Actually, Melvin Seow did it. Thank you, Melvin, you saved a life.

I think Rubbish Cans are cute, but live a sad life.

0025: L change the WorLd

Yes, L change the WorLd. It's an awesome show!!! Go watch it, all you Deathnote fans!! XD I daresay, it's even better than the original 2 shows. At least, it has a meaning to it.

This story tells of how L spent his last 23 days of life, and how he named a gift from F, or more like, a gift from the late Watari a.k.a Wammy. That "Boy" *That's how he was originally called before L named him* soon became "Near", a gifted Mathematical Genius.

This movie shows the funnier and MUCH more entertaining side of L, instead of just emphasizing on his amazing detective ability. I mean, how many times would you be able to see L trying to walk straight without slouching?! That scene was really, really funny. And, and... remember how Batman has his Batmobile for escaping? It looks like even L has one!!

It is: A Crepe-vending truck with the words "Angel Crepe" printed boldly on the front. It's PINK!!

As you can see in the 2nd picture above, he's in the truck with Maki, another important character. But, I won't elaborate much on her. Go and watch it to find out. Eventhough this show seems to have many gory scenes of how Maki's father died, (f.y.i, he died because, his eyes, nose, ears, mouth and every where else was bleeding. You call this condition, EXTERNAL bleeding.) and how many people died in that same way, it's definitely worth your money.

Hey, you can learn how to do Add Maths from Near! He did one sum on the blackboard, and it's CORRECT!! @w@

Rating = 10/10!! Wahoo~~

0024: Happy Birthday, My Sweet Love~

First and foremost:

"HAPPY 16th BIRTHDAY, JAMMY MEH DARLIN'!!"

"SAENG IL CHUK HA HAMNIDA, JAMMY!!"

"O-TANJYOUBI OMODETOU GOZAIMASU, JAMMY-CHAN!!"

*runs off to tell the entire school with Zin Dee and sings the Birthday Song... LOUDLY!*

I hope that you'll have an awesome time at your Pink & Black party!! I'm terribly sorry that I can't come... DX I gots an exam on that day..and PLUS.. It's Sports Day, bebeh~ I promise I'll make it up to you when both Gwennie & Alex come back in December.

Okay, lemme dedicate a song to you, so download it!

I'll Be Waiting - Lenny Kravitz

((Oh, and did you know? Mr. A.R. Peter shares the same birthday with you!! OMG! Teh principal's long-lost daughter...?!))

0023: Romeo & Oreos..

As we all know, the Wesleyan Annual Concert is coming soon. And what's better is, INTRODUCING THIS YEAR'S THEME!!
~
"Romeo & Juliet"

Who would you want as Romeo?
a) Aaron Ng
b) Tan Jing Tao
c) Ryan Wong
d) Lee Qin Xian

>.>;...Impossible to choose huh?
Lemme tell you this, 3 of these candidates ACTUALLY signed up for the role. Qin Xian being in the list was a fake, the rest was real. FACE IT!

Ah, yes~ Tee Mei Jin won a 100% attendance cert!! Gratz to you, Jin~~ ^^

Today's post will be short, due to my depression. I forgot to take my fans home from school, and the rehearsal is tomorrow. I'm screwed for life, and I'm sorry, Madam Cecilia. Kill me if you must, but let me order a coffin from Zin Dee first. ='(

Ah, yes, which reminds me, I eat noodles with my nose... So, imagine me eating a burger. *smoosh* D8

0022: Protecting My Privacy

This post has been specially generated for the people that take a liking to read another person's blog, spams the CBox, and unknowingly lands themselves on the blog owner's 'BAD' list. Damn Blogspot, their privacy settings are trash.

It's not that I don't want to put passwords and stuff. The main purpose of this whole blogging issue is that I want my FRIENDS *not including you, CBox-Spamming Fish!* to be able to read and feel how I feel about their everyday activities/actions.

How teh f*** do these people do it? Going to an unknown person's blog, and go "Sam Chen? Hi".. >_>; That has got to be the MOST STUPID comment I've read. Every sane soul would know that I'm Sam Chen, and this is MY blog. *Why would they go to an unknown person's blog?!* Wtf, some people really don't know how to use their brains. A piece of advice: If you try to hide your denseness, please do it in a SMARTER way.

If people, or more like, shitholes *learnt it from Mike* keep doing this, I guess it becomes a better reason for me to shut this blog down.. for good.

CONGRATULATIONS, you have SUCCESSFULLY angered me, and may God bless you in the days to come. (That's if you still have any.)

0021: Lemme GET THIS STRAIGHT!

Okay, lemme seriously get this straight. Before you come to my blog, please ask me in school before you come. At least GET MY PERMISSION! Damn it. I don't like it when suddenly someone SPAMS my Cbox. Even worse, if it's someone I DON'T LIKE! So please, don't "Hi" me, until I have said "Hi" to you before. IF I have NEVER said "Hi" to you, I'm sorry, it's either I don't like you, or...I just don't want to know you.

Get the message?

*Effing emo now... Save me, Ming!! T^T*